BITE THE DUST

[pretty_in_punk]

http://www.sun-sentinel.com/news/cus...la-news-fringe

[SxDxpirate13]

freaky... my moms friend used to work at a hospital, and one day she was in an elevator moving a dead body downstairs by herself when it sat up on its own and freaked her the fuck out.
apparently the body still has muscle spasms after you die, but i don't care what the explanation was, if that was me i would of bolted out of that elevator so fast
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[pretty_in_punk]

NO WAYZ!!! [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img] [img]eek.gif[/img]

I WOULD OF HAD A HEARTATTACK AND DIED RIGHT THERE...


WOW I JUST GOT THE CHILLS!!

[SxDxpirate13]

ya i could never be a mortitcian, freaky stuff man, and the smell sucks [img]graemlins/gulp.gif[/img]

[pretty_in_punk]

I LOVE DUMB ASSES WHO CAUSE THEIR OWN STUPID HUMILIATING DEATHS...


http://story.news.yahoo.com/news?tmp.../od_nm/legs_dc

[SxDxpirate13]

ha ha he probably deseverd it.
have you ever heard of the stella awards? now those are funny:
It's once again time to review the winners of the annual Stella awards.

The Stella's are named after 81 year old Stella Liebeck who spilled coffee
on herself and successfully sued McDonalds . That case inspired the Stella
Awards for the most frivolous successful lawsuits in the United States.

Unfortunately the most recent lawsuit implicating McDonalds, the teens who
allege that eating at McDonalds has made them fat,was filed after the 2002
award voting was closed. This suit will top the 2003 awards list without question.

5th place (Tied).

Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded $780,000 by a jury
of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over a toddler who was running inside
a furniture store. The owners of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving toddler was Ms Robertson's son.

5th place (Tied).

19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000 and medical expenses
when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda Accord. Mr. Truman
apparently did not notice there was someone at the wheel of the car when he
was trying to steal the hubcaps.

5th place (Tied).

Terrence Dickson of Bristol Pennsylvania was leaving a house he had just
finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not able to get the garage door
to go up since the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He could not
reenter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked
when he pulled it shut. The family were on vacation and Mr. Dickson found
himself locked in the garage for 8 days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he
found and a large bag of dry dog food. He sued the houseowner's insurance
claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish.
The Jury agreed to the tune of $500,000

4th place.

Jerry Williams of Little Rock Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his next door neighbor's Beagle
dog. The Beagle was on a chain in its owner's fenced yard. The award was less
than he sought because the jury felt the dog might have been a little provoked
at the time as Mr. Williams who had climbed over the fence into the yard was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

3rd place.

A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson of Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and broke her coccyx (tailbone). The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson had thrown it at
her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

2nd place.

Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware sued the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom window to the floor and
knocked out two of her front teeth. This occurred whilst Ms. Walton was
trying to sneak out of the window in the Ladies Room to avoid paying the
$3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

1st Place.

This year's runaway winner was Mr. Merv Grazinski of Oklahoma City,
Oklahoma. Mr. Grazinski purchased a brand new Winnebago motor home.
On his trip home from a football game, having driven onto the freeway, he set
the cruise control at 70 mph and calmly left the drivers seat to go into the back
and make himself a cup of coffee. Not surprisingly, the RV left the freeway,
crashed and overturned. Mr. Grazinski sued Winnebago for not advising him that
in the owner's manual that he could not actually do his. The jury awarded him $1,750,000 plus a new Winnebago Motor Home.

The company actually changed their manuals on the basis of this suit just in
case there were any other complete morons buying their recreation vehicles.

[pretty_in_punk]

NOW THAT SHIT KNOCKS ME OFF MY FEET!!

PEOPLE GETING PAID FOR THEIR OWN STUPIDITY!!

SHIT... IF IGNORANCE IS BLISS WHY ARENT MORE PEOPLE HAPPY?

[SxDxpirate13]

yep, thats my new years resolution...i'm going to work on being more stupid, apparently it works.


by the way where the hell is everyone? i'd rather put up with petty bickering then have a dead silence.

[pretty_in_punk]

YEAH I HATE IT WHEN IT IS SLOW AROUND HERE...

I LOVE TO TALK AND I DONT MIND A LITTLE CONFRONTATION...

I CAN HOLD MY OWN IM A GEMINI [img]wink.gif[/img]

I LOVE A GOOD DEBATE

[SxDxpirate13]

gemini-huh- well i don't know much about the signs but i'm an aquarius...so what kind of person am i? my friend once had an astrology sex book, it told you what kind of things to try during sex that best fits your sign. it was some pretty interesting kinky stuff.
o.k. so lets debate... since i think we are the only ones talking today, what should we debate about? man i'm bored